Raise The Alarm! Britney Spears Staggers Out Of Rehab
When Britney Spears reflects on her life, she'll see this last meltdown- and rehab-filled month as the toughest of her life, narrowly edging out the month where Britney Spears discovered that there is no tooth fairy and gas doesn't naturally smell.
But now the worst part is over for Britney Spears, as it's been reported that she's left the Promises rehab facility in Malibu after just under a month of treatment. Everything from now on will be a cakewalk for Britney Spears now that she's looked deep within herself during her testing stay in rehab - from walking past a car without feeling the urge to batter it in with an umbrella to rebuilding her musical career even though her new bald-headed red-eyed appearance makes all the children cry, Britney Spears will probably be partially A-OKish. Probably.
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