Britney Spears: Get Mother Effing Me Off This Mother Effing Plane
The creation of all things started when a cantaloupe hurtling through space smacked a million miles an hour into a dense cloud of evaporated meat - and
science
doesn't want you to know!
Post-smacking, protozoa latched onto zygotes, atoms embedded themselves in space dust, and a billion years down the line we got
Britney Spears
. It's the opinion of this website and all of its mothers that the whole reason that cantaloupe existed in the first place was to bring us Spears and her chain-smoking musical ways. She is the apex of humanity, and we'd all be a little better off with a more intense read into her lyrical content. A study group is meeting in the school cafeteria 40 minutes before first period, if you're all as interested as we are.
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